The Fault In Our Stars [spoilers]

This review has spoilers. Also, I find it impossible to read a piece of YA literature and NOT compare it to, and stab metaphorical knives into, other novels I don’t like…particularly Twilight. You have been warned.

The Fault in Our Stars is the latest novel from New York Times Bestselling, Printz Award Winning, Edgar Award Winning, Brilliantly Inspiring, Lovely to the Core, Young Adult Author, John Green. In addition to being an author, John Green makes up one half of one of the most influential YouTube channels of all time, vlogbrothers. I wrote about the release of TFiOS a few months ago, in this post.

I finished the novel in five hours, but it was a good five hours!

The novel grapples with two of the most inescapable facets of the human condition: death and belonging (though this is not to say that everyone belongs, for not belonging is an essential component of the experience of belonging).

In seeing the world through the eyes of a 16 year old cancer patient, I was forced to contemplate things I had never really had cause to give much thought: given that I have been lucky in health for all my nearly twenty years of life, I have never really been forced to contemplate my own death.

Given that I’m one of those annoying people who spend a whole lot of time thinking and analysing and planning, and very little time doing, you’d think that novels that contemplate important things would be emotional mindfields for me. They are, but I’m good at distancing myself from the emotion of a novel, while still immersing myself in the world, and appreciating the story and the characters.*

I believe that a good novel makes you fall in love with the characters and the world while you’re reading it, but just enough so that as soon as you turn the last page, you can see the characters and the story for what they really are: fiction. Yes, most stories have real-life resonances, and so too do facets of the characters about whom we read, but they’re never wholly real. Even if something purports to be a true story, it is always, at least a little bit, fictitious.

TFiOS lived up to my expectations. Hazel and Augustus were both objectively charming, honest, witty characters, as I had anticipated from the snippets of TFiOS which John Green had provided. The writing was decent, as John’s always is, and appropriate for the form and voice of the novel (it is narrated by a 16 year old who, though not unintelligent, speaks with the distinct voice of an American teenager).

While I was reading TFiOS, I liked Hazel. I suppose it’s difficult to dislike a character when you’re seeing the world through their eyes, because you ARE them, for the time that you’re reading. During the novel, there was only one time I didn’t like Hazel. It was when I realised that she was ignoring all the signs that Augustus was sick.

When a novel is in the first person, and the PROTAGONIST, through whose eyes you’re seeing the world, mentions things that are important to the novel and to the reader, but that aren’t important to the protagonist, there are only two explanations:

1. The protagonist is a selfish cow, because they notice the signs, but they just don’t care.
2. The author is struggling between the need to inform the reader, and the need to faithfully convey only the observations and thoughts of the protagonist.
3. First person novels are stupid

I really liked Augustus. Not in the way I liked Edward Cullen when I was fifteen and obsessed with Twilight… goodness, no. I liked Augustus as a character. Every other thing he said made me smile. He was self-assured, and a little bit cocky, and intelligent, charming and witty, but not overly so. There is definitely something to be said for a character who is well-defined, through their dialogue and their actions, rather than through endless, gushy description and fawning by the protagonist, which makes you want to punch two fictional characters in the face *COUGH Twilight COUGH*

I fairly well predicted the basic plot of the novel before I read it. I guessed that Hazel and Augustus would fall in love, and that Augustus would die. I suppose that, given a few months to contemplate the ways that a book about two teenaged cancer patients could end, you narrow down the options for plotlines fairly quickly, and particularly accurately, if you’ve read every other book by the same author.

That said, I did not predict, even for a moment, the Peter-van-Houten-had-a-daughter-who-died twist right at the end. That bit was pretty good.

The sex-scene was done well, too. As is John Green’s style, it was tasteful, but not Tess of the D’Urbervilles-esque, wherein you need to wait until another third of the way through the book when she gets pregnant, to realise that the bit about the strawberries and the leaves and the seedy man was supposed to be erotic…or assault…or something. Hazel and Augustus’s was barely there, but when it was done, you knew it was done, thanks to a handy Venn Diagram.

The Venn Diagram was brilliant. But then, John Green’s Venn Diagrams always are.**

Many have said that the laugh:cry ratio is 1:1. For me, it was more 2:1. I didn’t cry much (does that make me a cold-hearted b!tch?)***

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* In a way that I very much wasn’t, when I was fifteen (or so) and read Twilight.
** “The Venn Diagram of guys who don’t like smart girls, and guys you don’t want to date…IS A CIRCLE” – John Green
*** I don’t really want you to answer that…

One time, I did a survey on YouTube.

I’m a bit of a YouTube nerd. I follow the lives and times of famous (and not-so-famous) YouTubers like the larger public follow the lives of celebrities.

So when one of my favourite YouTubers, Alex Day (he’s that white, skinny British guy, who made videos in which he made fun of Twilight, which I talked about in this post) started this YouTube-wide survey, I wanted to join in.

Thus, my “Alex Day Nerimon YouTube Survey 2011″ was born…

Climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge? Challenge Accepted!

OK, so, I wasn’t CHALLENGED to climb the Bridge.

But I wanted to. So I did.

…and then I made a video about it.

Something that I don’t think I captured enough in the video was that this was a once in a lifetime experience, and on that once in a lifetime experience, something brilliant, and completely by CHANCE happened, that just inspired me.

Well, maybe not INSPIRED, but it made me really, really INCREDIBLY happy.

I was speechless. (and that doesn’t happen to me very often)

I decided to try vlogging

Video seems to be the ultimate way to preserve a memory. Video caters for what writing and pictures lack: it captures the sounds and the images, and effectively puts you back in the situation. It is essentially a glorified version of life itself.

I like the idea that you can preserve memories and share them with the world, cutting away the bad things, so you’re just left with the bits that you want to remember.

So, I tried vlogging.

I think of vlogging sort of like a public diary: somewhere you can record parts of your life, and then look back and laugh at yourself later. (And if my private diaries from when I was fourteen are any indication, there will be MANY LAUGHS in the future!)

I think I will continue vlogging, though probably infrequently, given that video-making and video-editing is time-consuming and tedious. This particular vlog was more editing-intensive than most, given the many jumpcuts, so the editing alone took me a few hours. The amount of time it takes is also probably not helped by the fact that I am a perfectionist…

PS. Yes, I realise that my makeup is not blended on my cheeks, and I look like a clown. Eh. C’est la vie.

I often type “LOL” when my face shows less expression than a brick

Years ago, a simple “lol” would have satisfied the receiver of their own comic genius.

These days, a “lol” could mean anything from, “that is mildly amusing”, to “I am just trying to make this situation less awkward”, to “you’re not even interesting, and I have nothing else to say”, to “OMG JUST GO AWAY”.

At times when things actually make me laugh, I have to clarify it with something like “I am actually laughing so hard right now”.

I often type “LOL” when my face shows less expression than a brick.
I type “HAHAHAHAHAHA” when I, in fact, only chuckled (yes, I chuckle… it’s totally a thing).
I type “ahahah” or “lol” at the beginning or end of a comment or message simply to make it seem more lighthearted or less awkward.

I sometimes say “lol” instead of actually laughing at something.
Or I may give a more emphatic “lol”, in a higher register, as though it would be written with an exclamation mark

Whereas, if I’m actually laughing, my comment or message will look like this: “HAHAHAAHAGAHAGAGAGAHAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH” (yes, I know there are some g’s in there… they slip in, sometimes)

In fact, the “LOL” phenomenon has come full-circle, from the point where it was being used not to indicate that one is “laughing out loud”, to it actually replacing the words, “laugh out loud”, as in, “lol at that typo” or “lol that I just crashed into a pole” or “lol at you/me/us” (those are my most commonly used ones).

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Really? I SHOULDN’T wear a mini skirt to work?

I was just browsing the website MyCareer, and came across an article, titled “Five things you should never wear to work”.

Brilliantly, the author noted that the following are fashion no-no’s in a professional environment:

  1. midriff tops/mini skirts
  2. tracksuits/leggings
  3. novelty t-shirts/ties
  4. thongs
  5. facial piercings

Pearls of pure, unadulterated wisdom, right there, people.

I mean, really?

If you need to be TOLD that it’s inappropriate to expose your stomach in an office, you should probably not expose your FACE…anywhere…ever.

TFiOS book release excitement

The Fault in Our Stars (TFiOS) is the highly-anticipated, best-selling fourth novel by American young adult author John Green. The book has gained fame for being a number one bestseller before it was even finished being written. John Green’s phenomenal success with The Fault In Our Stars is born from the fact that, in addition to being a talented young adult author, he is a famous YouTube vlogger. His YouTube channel, vlogbrothers*, which he shares with his brother, Hank, has in excess of 500,000 subscribers and is currently the 35th most subscribed YouTube channel of all time.

I honestly don’t think I’ve ever been more excited for the release of a book, than I am about the impending release of John Green’s new novel, The Fault In Our Stars, in early 2012. And that is saying something, since I was one of the millions eagerly waiting for the releases of the last three Harry Potter books!

The saga of the release of The Fault In Our Stars began months ago, while John was still hard at work finishing the book.

1. Title announcement: on 28 June 2011, John announced the title of the book on his Twitter and Tumblr.

2. Bestseller: a mere 24 hours after the title announcement, The Fault In Our Stars was the number one bestselling book on both Amazon and Barnes and Noble. Continue reading ‘TFiOS book release excitement’